34,535 hotpockets though
This is why I love Tumblr
respect for choosing screaming Pepper for the third gif
ah yes finally someone acknowledges my decisions
Real Christians are legitimately good people.
A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
this is my favorite post ever
Some people have these like fandom specific blogs and then there’s me:
Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5 years.
Does my mother count?
in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.